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Eat Your Children, Save the Planet
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A shocking new Editoral was released at The Washington Times entitled "EDITORIAL: Eat your pets, save the planet." The article suggests that people who want to reduce the green house emissions eat their pets to reduce the carbon footprint. While this may help, it's not the pets who have a huge, wasteful carbon footprint. Animals don't generally over eat, don't generally over-consume and waste the natural resources that would keep the ozone in balance. In fact, animal waste is fertilizer to the plants that would help keep greenhouse emissions in check. So, what's the answer?
The only logical answer in this scenario where birth control is despised is not to eat your pets, but eat your children! They get you to buy lots of useless nonsensical items with their whining and tantrums.
The only logical answer in this scenario where birth control is despised is not to eat your pets, but eat your children! They get you to buy lots of useless nonsensical items with their whining and tantrums.
They will continue on to propagate and create more whining children who force THEM to buy uselsess nonsensical items. If this cycle isn't stopped, the whole PLANET will be doomed!
Children can be fried, baked, saute'd or grilled. Here is one method which many prefer:
You see? Saving the planet is that easy! The younger you eat them, the less chance they have to increase the carbon footprint and they're more tender as well. There's no need to slaughter your pets who aren't really going to increase the carbon footprint so drastically. This method is more efficient and it's much cheaper and more efficient than a funeral. Why have all those gas guzzling cars drive miles to a cemetary. The left overs can be fed to the pets and you can make many interesting items from the bones. You can even make jewelry with them. That could revitalize the American economy! You know how women love jewelry.
When you're really concerned about the planet, it's obvious that this is the only real answer. Eat your babies today and save the planet!
Children can be fried, baked, saute'd or grilled. Here is one method which many prefer:
You see? Saving the planet is that easy! The younger you eat them, the less chance they have to increase the carbon footprint and they're more tender as well. There's no need to slaughter your pets who aren't really going to increase the carbon footprint so drastically. This method is more efficient and it's much cheaper and more efficient than a funeral. Why have all those gas guzzling cars drive miles to a cemetary. The left overs can be fed to the pets and you can make many interesting items from the bones. You can even make jewelry with them. That could revitalize the American economy! You know how women love jewelry.
When you're really concerned about the planet, it's obvious that this is the only real answer. Eat your babies today and save the planet!
Copyright © 2009 Cal Jennings
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